Why Do Men Die First (Pardon Me Ladies)

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race … you’re a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework … you’re a pansy. If you work too hard … there’s never any time for her. If you don’t work enough … you’re a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay … this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay … you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her … that is
favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you … its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks … its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet . .. its male indifference. If you cry … you’re a wimp. If you don’t … you’re an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her … you’re a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you … she’s a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy … that’s domination. If SHE asks you … it’s a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear … you’re a pervert. If you don’t …you’re gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape … you’re sexist. If you don’t … you’re unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape .. you’re vain. If you don’t … you’re a slob. If you buy her flowers .. you’re after something. If you don’t … you’re not thoughtful.

If you’re proud of your achievements … you’re full of yourself. If you don’t … you’re not ambitious. If she has a headache … she’s tired. If you have a headache .. you don’t love her anymore.

If you want it too often … you’re oversexed. If you don’t … there must be someone else.

Why do men die first ?

Because they want to.

Bleh.

Let’s just say, that I wish that there were better days. Perhaps there were, but today is definitely not one of them. A bit emo, so please avoid me, for fear of accidental slips of the tongue.

I must not become useless.

And I must try to forget something.

There, it is forgotten.

Why Men Have Better Friends

Friendship between Women:

A woman didn’t come home one night The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

 

Friendship between Men:

A man didn’t come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends, eight of which confirmed that he had slept over, and two said that he was still there.

Slack

I think I am the biggest procrastinator here. Kinda skipped lab this afternoon to study for math but in the end I finished the magician which I think is a great book.

Running out of time to do things!

I seriously need some motivation la. How can like this. I need to be kiasu.

Yes, kiasu. Tidak boleh kalah!

Especially not to my macbook and snacks and my bed.

Here in my Home

Since I’m not much of a long sentence/paragraph person, I’ve decided to be a short sentence, pics/video person instead.

=)

The Italian Spiderman

I think the video says it all.

Lalala so random I know. And lame.

I Love the World

Sometimes, we just have to divert our eyes from what we’re doing, and just take a good hard look at the world around us.

Because, the world can be a beautiful place, and it’s up to us to realise this.

Pek Chek

The title just sums up everything that has gone wrong today.

#@$%!#$@#$

Win

Metservice makes me worry for good reasons.

Checking this every morning is a good and bad thing at the same time. Good because at least I know what I should wear; bad because I didn’t realise it’s so freezing cold before.

Different

I’m usually not so spiritual on my blog, but just let me say this once.

Thank God for prayers.

Big smile! =)