From: My Dad Is A FOB
May 14, 2009
dad: we go to NY from 5/23 to 5/28, i can pick you up after 5/28.
me: okay, if you can’t no worries you can stay longer in NY if you want
dad: no,we miss you we want to pick you up. just kidding,that is tour package, can not stay one minute longer.
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Friend: What’s the difference?
Dad: If you wanna die, you eat dis one. If you dont wanna die, you eat dis one.
Silence.
Me: He means diet.
